This is absolutely priceless:

Honestly, he won't let it go. He's calling me over and over saying, Wait until you hear the latest, you won't believe what they're saying now! As if I care. Jesus. I put my iPhone 4 down on the desk and let him rant for a few minutes while I do some work, then I pick up and pretend I've been listening. Larry's position is that Hurd didn't do anything wrong. He's like, Look, it's not like he was drugging teenage girls and raping them while they were passed out! I'm like, Wait, is that the new hurdle CEOs have to get over? As long as you're not feeding them roofies and raping them, it's okay?

http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/08/larry-is-furious-about-this-mark-hurd-thing.html